October 20 2014, 03:28 PM

pyrodynamo:

inspired by x

feel less small

October 20 2014, 10:47 AM

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

October 20 2014, 10:46 AM

"Since she’s been single, Swift has been acquiring girlfriends with the fervor she once devoted to landing guys. (For instance: Two years ago she told Vogue she wanted to be friends with Kloss; now they’re going to the gym together and taking road trips to Big Sur.) Swift says this is another byproduct of being single. “When your number-one priority is getting a boyfriend, you’re more inclined to see a beautiful girl and think, ‘Oh, she’s gonna get that hot guy I wish I was dating,’” she says. “But when you’re not boyfriend-shopping, you’re able to step back and see other girls who are killing it and think, ‘God, I want to be around her.’” As an example, she cites her pal Lorde, whom she calls Ella. “It’s like this blazing bonfire,” Swift says. “You can either be afraid of it because it’s so powerful and strong, or you can go stand near it, because it’s fun and it makes you brighter.”

"One thing I do believe as a feminist is that, in order for us to have gender equality, we have to stop making it a girl fight. And we have to stop being so interested in girls trying to tear each other down. It has to be about cheering each other on as women. And that’s just how I feel about it.”

October 20 2014, 08:56 AM

Shakespeare Tragedies Renamed for the Modern tumblr Teen

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

Titus Andronicus: "Well That Escalated Quickly"
Romeo and Juliet: "Shut Up, You’re Like 12"
Julius Caesar: "I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now"
Hamlet: "[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND IN THE PROCESS GOES ACTUALLY INSANE MAYBE]"
Othello: "Othello: Is my wife cheating on me?? Iago: Bitch, she might be."
King Lear: "Shows Up To Realization of Commonality with Humanity and Renouncement of Titles as Identity-Definers 15 Years Late With Starbucks"
Macbeth: "Did It For the Vine"
Antony and Cleopatra: "Much Rome. Very Egypt. Such Different. Wow."
October 19 2014, 09:19 PM

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

October 19 2014, 09:14 PM
  • me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: it is because I am a failure
  • me: everything I touch dies
October 19 2014, 02:30 PM
mollay:

stunningpicture:

Every Johnny Depp in one cosplay

i’m SCREAMING

mollay:

stunningpicture:

Every Johnny Depp in one cosplay

i’m SCREAMING

October 19 2014, 12:59 PM
October 19 2014, 11:42 AM
mellopwn:

The fucking cat finally got the cheeseburger.
We can all go home.
The internet is over.

mellopwn:

The fucking cat finally got the cheeseburger.

We can all go home.

The internet is over.

October 19 2014, 08:56 AM

ladyjulianos:

I really want to have a tea party where everyone is wearing corsets or bodices and lots of skirts and we sit around sipping tea and plotting the gruesome deaths of those whom have betrayed us.

October 18 2014, 08:55 PM
hill-hill-hill:

When the war is over.

hill-hill-hill:

When the war is over.

October 18 2014, 08:48 PM
myfawnwy:

Queue Steve running into a lamp post.
Hayley Atwell is doing things to me…

myfawnwy:

Queue Steve running into a lamp post.

Hayley Atwell is doing things to me…

October 18 2014, 08:39 PM
October 18 2014, 08:26 PM
October 18 2014, 06:13 PM
  • Me: Cock...................
  • Me: ... er spaniel. sweet jesus I can't do this