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26/05/13 @ 01:15am

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

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@ 05:10pm
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how do they rise up
night watch
discworld
via:carabas
source:grumpyfaceurn

grumpyfaceurn:

People on the side of The People always ended up disappointed, in any case. They found that The People tended not to be grateful or appreciative or forward-thinking or obedient. The People tended to be small-minded and conservative and not very clever and were even distrustful of cleverness. And so the children of the revolution were faced with the age-old problem: it wasn’t that you had the wrong kind of government, which was obvious, but that you had the wrong kind of people.

How do they rise up, rise up, rise up?
How do they rise up, rise up high?

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24/05/13 @ 06:16pm
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ilu forever
sydney bristow
i wanna be you when i grow up

andnowimhere:

I don’t know how much longer I can do this. Sit in these meetings with Sloane. Look at him as if I don’t despise him, as if I don’t want to leap across the table and use the skills I’ve learned against him.

ALIAS | Doppelgänger - 1.05

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@ 06:12pm
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god
damn
it
cesare
lucrezia
more fucking
borgias

- Do you know what the KGB is?

- … I’ve heard of them.

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