August 28 2014, 11:43 AM

Writing a dissertation is bad for mental, physical and economic health

lolmythesis:

Sociology, University of Chicago

August 28 2014, 09:51 AM

jemmmasimmmons:

literally imagining a world where may drops the girls off with natasha for the day like you’re up widow i’ve got some stuff to do

and as soon as the door swings closed jem and skye stare in awe at nat who’s literally just on the couch watching tv, sort of confused as to why they’re here

and then they launch into the barrage of questions like untamed children just freaking the fuck out over black widow

and nat’s finally like alright alright both of you sit the fuck down i want to do your hair

so the girls sit down on the floor in front of her and nat pulls a flat iron out from the cushions and plugs it in and starts straightening their hair with it

and she puts on some cartoons because kids like cartoons right and jemma’s like i’m 26 and nat’s like bitch you’re 14 and skye’s like wE’LL BE WHATEVER YOU WANT US TO BE

anyway after nat does their hair they play “guess where auntie nat hides her knives” which is part game part safety lesson so the girls scour the house for emergency knives and when they find one they get to practice disarming an attacker (fun AND educational)

then they play “breaking & entering” which is a game where they break into stark tower to raid stark’s fully stocked bar (completely unnecessary, as JARVIS is cool with it, but the girls practically begged to do some wire work in the elevator shaft and how could she say no to those faces)

then they go on a pranking spree and do all the classic pranks to stuff in the tower (pee in the shampoo, cling wrap over the toilet, changed all the clocks, taped a bunch of pictures of nicholas cage everywhere - although nat leaves a note for pepper that says we only messed with his stuff. brunch next week? x

anyway they manage to slip out of there and get back to nat’s apartment by the time may gets back and then they all go out for sushi best day ever who run the world amen hallelujah (and if they get some pissed off, vaguely threatening calls from tony, well, natasha knows like sixty ways to kill a man and she taught jemma and skye like four each, so they’re basically covered)

August 28 2014, 08:56 AM

redbrunja:

leeran:

galactic—cannibal:

a moment of silence for the people whos notp is the most popular ship in what ever fandom they are in

August 27 2014, 10:05 PM
August 27 2014, 10:03 PM

i bring you chris and sebastian thinking about pussy

August 27 2014, 08:04 PM

tattoo-on-my-heart:

this is the best thing I’ve seen

August 27 2014, 07:37 PM

kristensource:

“I never fixed a plan of career for myself. I never tried to influence the opinion of people on myself, which is what a lot of other people do. Some artists, some actors, they do everything to fit into the image of a certain type of actor or artist, and I’m really not like that.”

August 27 2014, 07:34 PM

Lena Headey always dresses like the head of a vaguely post-apocalyptic punk enclave who has to dress well because the punk enclave demands it but who has clearly barely ground out her cigarette butt on the hand of a willing underling before the picture was taken.

 - Genevieve Valentine (x)
August 27 2014, 07:08 PM

tonightinatlanticcity:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

OKAY THAT WAS KIND OF A FUCKING TWIST.

August 27 2014, 06:13 PM

adaechi:

spookysage:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

kiichu:

badveganwolf:

kiichu:

Vegans are cool.

Omnivores are cool.

You’re all cool.

No, meat-eaters support the needless suffering of billions of non-human animals in the name of a taste preference.


not cool.

it worked guys

was that a summoning spell or what because you could have just said “accio vegan”

not everyone is a wizard check your privelege

the various stages of tumblr in a nutshell

August 27 2014, 06:12 PM
Natalie Dormer does The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (x)
August 27 2014, 06:10 PM

Ingrid Bergman with her daughter Isabella Rossellini

Ingrid Bergman with her daughter Isabella Rossellini